do not pressssss

Me    Ask me anything   

it me

September 22, 2014 at 8:59pm
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8:55pm
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runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

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8:54pm
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Reblogged from cartel

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via ugly)

September 20, 2014 at 1:15pm
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Reblogged from itsbetterthananal

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

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tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

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10:58am
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Reblogged from jontheangel

kegelgod:

harkthejontheangelsings:

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I really hate yall for this shit man I cant even spoon with bitches no more because they bring this up

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10:57am
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September 15, 2014 at 12:35pm
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Reblogged from neondragonfly

westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

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September 13, 2014 at 11:12am
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Reblogged from feelknower1993

dveon:

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

#staywoke

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September 10, 2014 at 2:38pm
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Reblogged from swaginageorge

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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1:19pm
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Reblogged from fatwink

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

image

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9:42am
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September 8, 2014 at 10:29pm
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Reblogged from 4sensesplusascarf

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via iamthewhitegirl)

10:27pm
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Reblogged from bill-holmes
bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain


wake me up when septermeber ends

bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain

lmao

wake me up when septermeber ends

(via thecrimsonalchemist)

10:14pm
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Reblogged from theterriblechild

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