This weeks American hero.
is he ok
Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
I found my roommate’s twitter…
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
Album Covers collages by Christian Marclay.
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
THIS SHREK COOKBOOK TOLD THIS PERSON’S KIDS TO MAKE PANCAKES WITH TWO AND A HALF CUPS OF SUGAR
the ol razzle dazzle
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn