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Me    Ask me anything   

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July 28, 2014 at 7:04pm
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tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

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7:04pm
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6:29pm
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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

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11:24am
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squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

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11:22am
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supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

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11:20am
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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

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9:30am
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k1mkardashian:

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

my non-problematic white faves

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1:39am
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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

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July 27, 2014 at 11:36pm
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11:50am
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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

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July 26, 2014 at 5:16pm
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July 24, 2014 at 10:26pm
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poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

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7:48pm
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July 23, 2014 at 10:49pm
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10:47pm
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stoleyogirl:

is he ok

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